50 ways to leave your lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack.
2. Make a new plan, Stan.
3. Hop on the bus, Gus.
4. Set yourself free, Lee.
5. Change your name, Jane.
6. Hit the road, Toad.
7. Fly away, Ray.
8. Take a hike, Mike.
9. Drop off the key, Lee.
10. Pack your bags, Craig.
11. Go catch a train, Lane.
12. Leave a letter, Heather.
13. Change your address, Bess.
14. Join the Peace Corps, Doris.
15. Sail off to sea, Dee.
16. Get on a plane, Lane.
17. Take a long drive, Clive.
18. Move to Tibet, Bette.
19. Dance in the rain, Wayne.
20. Embrace your zen, Ben.
21. Start a new job, Rob.
22. Build a rocket, Pocket.
23. Join the circus, Cirrus.
24. Take a hot air balloon, June.
25. Walk off into the sunset, Brett.
26. Disappear into the night, Dwight.
27. Vanish into thin air, Claire.
28. Go live in a tree, Lee.
29. Learn to speak Swahili, Lily.
30. Take up skydiving, Irving.
31. Become a hermit, Kermit.
32. Escape to Mars, Lars.
33. Swim to a deserted island, Ireland.
34. Ride a motorcycle into the sunset, Brett.
35. Hide out in a cave, Dave.
36. Disguise yourself, Elise.
37. Find a wormhole, Nicole.
38. Hike the Appalachian Trail, Gale.
39. Stow away on a ship, Chip.
40. Learn to juggle chainsaws, Ross.
41. Join a monastery, Montgomery.
42. Take a solo road trip, Skip.
43. Hide in a secret bunker, Duncan.
44. Time travel to the future, Luther.
45. Disguise yourself as a penguin, Wren.
46. Become a ghost, Frost.
47. Become a secret agent, Sage.
48. Dig a tunnel to freedom, Liam.
49. Go on a solo safari, Raffi.
50. Find a time machine, Gene.